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Sex toys after-thoughts

Loma toys are a MUCH better deal than Fleshlights.

V cooks me dinner. I tie her up, and wand her, and fuck her face. And then, I make myself come remembering the evening.

I’ve always liked jerking off. Lately, I’ve been enjoying jerking off with sex toys.

The Loma Muffin Papaya reminds me of Willow, who could make me come just by attending to my frenulum.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)

I’m an attention whore. I really like attention. Also, things, ideas, suggestions, stuff.

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