“Suck my dick”

I don’t know that I’ve ever said “suck my dick,” except as a ten- or eleven-year-old to another boy, oblivious to the (gay) meaning of what I was saying.

“Suck my cock”? Sure. I’ve said that more times than I can count. Sadly, not starting until far too late in life. Prior to my rebirth, which coincides, roughly, with the inception of this blog, the closest I ever came to that was probably something tepid like, “Would you go down on me?”

Nowadays, “suck my cock,” or one of its more polite versions (“suck my cock, please,” “please suck my cock,” “would you please suck my cock,” or, “for fuck’s sake, suck my cock”) crosses my lips with ease and alacrity.

I’m sad that it took me give or take forty years to figure out that it’s not just ok to say what I want, but that, if I say what I want aloud, it’s more likely to happen.

So.

For fuck’s sake. Please. Suck my cock.

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