Donald Trump’s golden showers

Obvious joke: what kind of showers does Donald Trump prefer? Golden showers!

So Donald Trump paid Russian prostitutes to pee on one another on a bed in a suite in a Russian hotel that previously had been slept in by Michelle Obama. Seriously. That’s what this report says. Or, skip the report, and read this paragraph:

The report’s anonymously sourced – it doesn’t meet the news reporting requirements of what many on the right call the lamestream media – but they seem eminently plausible and credible to this news junkie – and certainly more credible than much of the “fake news” that’s out there nowadays. Including a not-insignificant amount peddled by the incoming national security adviser.

I’m not gonna go into the details. They’re awesome. And if you’re interested, read the document.

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