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Folly continued yet again
Read moreP emailed again, and my heart leapt again – like it always does, like an idiot.
Paean
Read moreKelly green bike shorts, a high braid, and suddenly I’m riding faster than I meant to.
I hate shopping
Read moreI hate shopping – so I built myself a scotch price-checker and a lingerie aggregator instead.
On loneliness, deadness, and connection
Read moreI used to check my answering machine ten times a day. It was never about being important.
Remembering i’m alive
Read moreEvery time a woman sends me a photo, my heart leaps – and I stop believing there’s something wrong with me.
Maxie’s summons
Read moreYou still owe me a blowjob. I’ve decided a summons suits me better than a collection notice.
Beauty at the gym
Read moreI can’t take my eyes off the tiny blonde at Crunch. Every line I could open with sounds creepy — so I say nothing.
Prelude to a long forgotten post about maxie
Read moreMaxie and I had an arrangement that was to end in a blowjob. Then she ghosted – and I’m less hurt than baffled.