My Dissolute Life - Husband, Father, Slut.

“Suck my dick”

Suck my dick? Don’t be ridiculous. Suck my COCK!

Anthony Weiner, Charlie Sheen, Donald Trump, and me.

This is how you say “no” to something I’ve asked for, how you apologize to me for not having gotten it to me.

The international woman of mystery teases me.

I want to go down on Ivy. Seriously.

I’m not a writer. But I sure do like when people read my writing.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)

A glimpse into my tastes for personal porn production among my distant buddies.

You know what I fucking love? People who like my blog. You ALL should write to me.