Orgasms

This is my estimation of the impact of the election on orgasms nationally. The y-axis corresponds to daily orgasms/person.

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*All data invented by me.

 

Needless to say, I don’t think NPR quite got it right in this tweet:

The SNL skit reflected exactly half of the nation’s emotional tone. Some of us stopped fucking, jerking off, etc. But the other half was singing a very different version of “Hallelujah.”

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