Playboy loses nudity

Apparently, soon, Playboy magazine is going to give up nudity in place of “PG-13” pictorials. Scott Flanders, Playboy’s CEO, said, “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so [nudity is] just passé at this juncture.”

I have no idea what Playboy has in mind, but my hopes – and my cock – are up. I love subtlety and tease, and I can envision truly great things of this plan.

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