My friend Hy, over at the other dissolute sex blog, has an awesome feature. Every Friday, she posts the breasts of some of her readers. In recent weeks, she’s been challenging her posters to submit slightly more artful, less crude shots, by suggesting themes (covered, buttoned, in bras, etc.), but she’s been running out of themes. Last week, she asked readers for suggestions.
This, dear readers, is the kind of assignment at which I truly excel: specifying in advance precisely how I’d like to see you.
I’ve been peppering Hy with suggestions, but, to simplify, and share, here are the thoughts up with which I’ve come thus far. Feel free to add to this list in the comments, or on Hy’s blog.
And, of course, feel free to send me your own private boob shots. I’ll never post anything you send unless you give me explicit permission (and/but I promise to post any you wish me to post). This isn’t to compete with Hy: her Boobday is all about breasts. Anything you send me should be all about your desire for me to have your breasts.
Thanks in advance!
My suggestions, so far:
Jogging/in motion (Vine submissions?)
Multiples (4, 6, or more in a shot)
With Sharpie art
In yoga poses
In a towel
Arms outstretched (up)
Arms crossed over
Of color (good luck with that)
Nipples visible through fabric
Exposure (dressed, in a bra, nude)
Or the opposite: nude, in a bra, then dressed.
What does it say that, in (literally) ten minutes, I came up with nine months’ worth of themes? Jeez.