I was talking with a friend (well, actually, I was watching her as she made herself come for me) the other day.
I pointed out to her, as her body convulsed with her fifth consecutive orgasm (and as my neighbors in the coffee shop obliviously sipped their lattes), that this was a terrific new entry in a lascivious game of “I never.” And it got me to thinking….
Here are a few of my best entries in such a game, all in the last couple of years
– I never watched a woman come in Starbucks (duh)
– I never asked a woman to kneel before me in a bar before
– I never signed into a Chinese hotel in a box only big enough for three or four letters
– I never flogged a woman with a belt
– I never was told by a woman I didn’t (really) know, “I need to suck your cock.”
– I never was dumped by a woman I’d never met
– I never exhausted the storage available in a Gmail account
– I never fucked a woman who had been in a gangbang – earlier that day
Just a few….